USA-d hullutab ja naerutab vandenõuteooria, mille kohaselt on linnud valitsuse luurevidinad (10)

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Kui Eestis küttis hiljuti kirgi vandenõuteooria, mille kohaselt polegi maakera ümmargune, vaid lapik, siis USA-d on nii hullutamas kui naerutamas väide, et linnud ei olegi tavalised tiivulised, vaid hoopis valitsuse käsilased, kes droonidena ringi tiirutavad ja saia nokkides meie DNA-d jahivad.

Bird's Aren't Real ehk Linnud Pole Päris huvilistele on loodud ka oma veebileht, millel kirjas, et viimatiste uuringute kohaselt usub veel 99,5% inimkonnast, et linnud on linnud, mitte USA valitsuse poolt loodud luurevidinad. Liikumise Instagrami lehelt leiab aga infot, et viimane päris lind suri aastal 2001.

Redditis teemat kommenteerinud arvavad näiteks, et tegelikult töötavad salaluurde heaks hoopis oravad, et keegi on filmi „Imelised 2“ liiga tõsiselt võtnud ning et paranoia võimu ei tasuks kunagi alahinnata.

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After receiving HIGHLY classified leaked information today, I have now acquired knowledge that only government elites are aware of. • Barron Trump, the son of the sitting U.S. President, has been living in a nest in the New York Zoo for the past eleven years. There, he has been raised by the most lethal and twisted bird drones known to man. Donald couldn't stand the thought of his son, the first bird-human hybrid, being raised by a mere human being. Instead, he made arrangements for Barron to be raised "the right way". • The President himself will visit occasionally, but only in his true bird form in order not to be recognized, as documented in this recently leaked video. It is rumored that Trump himself is at the zoo this very moment, chewing up Barron's dinner for "feasting time".

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Moments after I risked my life to capture this photograph, the drone turned to me and growled through its metallic beak speaker - "You will never convince the masses of your cause. You will lose this fight." - At first, my instincts screamed to destroy it, but this time, I decided differently. Instead, I calmly reminded myself that this was a mere robot, and responded to the human watching from behind those beady surveillance cameras disguised as eyes. "You will never win, Hillary. We are rising. Freedom is near." The beast immediately retreated back into the sky, it couldn't stand the use of the F-Word, a concept so distant from its purpose. Pathetic. Stay woke, truth warriors, do not be afraid. The world will soon come to their senses. #birdsarentreal

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miks mitte19. oktoober 2018, 14:37

selliste totruste levitamine on väga vajalik,sest kui tuleb uus maailmakord,siis oleks hea eelnevat korda naeruvääristada.Lameda maa teooria täidab seda ülesannet perfektselt.Kõik on protogollides kirjas,kes viitsib lugeda.No mõelge ise.Iga päev kuuleb meediast järjekordsest totrusest.Kasvõi kõik need rahvusvahelised päevad.

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ja18. oktoober 2018, 19:19

kas need on needsamad sügava ajuvigastusega tegelased, kes levitavad ka lameda maa jura?

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